"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
this was so important to me when i was young and i didn’t even know it
Wait… a… moment…
In which the wendigo stalks Will and Hannibal is totally the greatest best friend ever.
Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions
- I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
- No no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.
why do dads sneeze so loud
To assert dominance over lesser sneezers
home is where your phone charger is
"Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us ‘Revenge is a dish that is best served cold?’ It is very cold …in space."
Khan will always be the best villain of my chest. I mean my heart.
what in the name of Jesus
[panics but not in a disco sort of way]