matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

deathpoolquinn:

chookiemunster:

pale-blue-knot:

this was so important to me when i was young and i didn’t even know it

Wait… a… moment…

WHAT

herospy:

The Adventures of Hannibal the Cannibal #6

In which the wendigo stalks Will and Hannibal is totally the greatest best friend ever.

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

inflexa:

home is where your phone charger is

mylittleredgirl:

"Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us ‘Revenge is a dish that is best served cold?’ It is very cold …in space."

Khan will always be the best villain of my chest. I mean my heart. 

flamingno:

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]